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  • Jan. 29th, 2010 at 10:11 AM
not amused
PLAYER
Name/Handle: Megan/Hyatt
Timezone: EST
Gender: Female
E-Mail: hyattisqueen@aol.com
AIM/other form of IM (MSN etc): Hyatt is Queen
Personal LJ: [info]bureburehyatt 



My name is William T. Spears of the Death God Dispatch Management Division, London Bureau. I have come to collect that Reaper there. )

OOC: Concrit

  • Jan. 29th, 2010 at 9:59 AM
not amused
You have reached William T. Spears, Dispatch Management Office, London Division. I am unable to take your call at this time. Please leave a brief message specifying your full name, telephone number, and reason for calling after the tone, and I will respond as quickly as possible.

Also, if this is Dispatch Member Grell Sutcliff, please hang up the phone immediately. Nothing you have to say could possibly be worth the space it will take up in my voicemail.

Thank you.

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

((Concrit and suggestions go here! Don't hold back, I can take it! XO))
>:|
I have a proposition for any Igura participants that may be interested.

Very shortly I will be embarking on a sort of... side project, for which I will require some assistance. As to what this project is or what the work involved would be, I am unwilling to disclose very many details over the network. I can assure you that the payment will be worth your while. Particularly if you are the sort that enjoys power.

I do realize that this is not a sufficient amount of information, and as such, I will be more than willing to arrange a meeting at a secure location where we may discuss the specifics.

Please use appropriate privacy measures in your responses.

[011] Mostly self-reflection.

  • Mar. 26th, 2009 at 10:54 PM
not amused
Hmph. After such a long period of silence, I can only assume that Mr. Smith has perished. Perhaps the bombings were to blame.

... Ah well, only a minor setback, really. He was clever, but I didn't care for his attitude. And at the very least, that... thing he gave to me is buried along with everything else in my former lodgings. A weapon that can kill gods... even if it were true, that sort of arrogance is terribly insulting.

I suppose I can at least be relieved that I don't still have that whip lying around, glorious waste of money that it was. What on earth would I have even done with that thing?

... Also, Grell Sutcliff. Your kitchen is disturbingly bare. I shall leave to purchase some groceries shortly, though realize it will come out of your pay upon our return to London.

[010] ... Well, damn.

  • Mar. 19th, 2009 at 4:25 PM
and just what are you looking at?
...

This is absolutely unacceptable.

Someone will pay for this.

((So it looks like poor Will's apartment was pretty much totaled during the bombing. Most of the important things are secure--he's still got his merchandise and his Scythe. But his poor rulebook and his one replacement Suit are gone forever. </3))

[009] Efficiently executed, I... guess?

  • Mar. 14th, 2009 at 12:12 PM
doumo
Private / Pretty hackable )

Garcian Smith. Your item is still at my apartment.

A status report would also be appreciated.

[008] YOU CANNOT ESCAPE WRONG DEATH.

  • Mar. 1st, 2009 at 8:51 PM
humans are predictable creatures
Demon.

Tomorrow night, eight o'clock sharp. We will meet at the site of our previous encounter.

Do not be late.

[007] Still blushing. Horribly.

  • Feb. 16th, 2009 at 11:25 PM
your demise is imminent
Honestly. I don't see why he found it so amusing. It's not as though I would know anything about those kinds of stores, let alone what kinds of whips they sell.

Private to Garcian | Not too hard to hack )

...

Private to Grell | Not too hard to hack )
regulations state...
... I had almost forgotten that day was coming up again.

Honestly. Tomorrow cannot come soon enough.

not amused
Grell Sutcliff. Your services will be required today.

Are you available at 1:00?
oh so vulnerable
Stopping the flow of blood was a tiresome effort, but after some time (and after ruining my best dress shirt), the wounds have closed, and have been sufficiently bandaged. Based on the point of entry, and on the fact that I am in fact still alive and not in excruciating agony, I have no reason to believe that any of my vital organs have been damaged. I did lose a considerable amount of blood, however, and have been experiencing dizziness and disorientation for some time since as a result. Still, it is nothing that a sufficient amount of rest will not resolve over time.

I will have to remember to prepare the proper forms to modify my Scythe, once I am able. I am well aware of its vulnerabilities as a weapon, but until tonight they had never been an issue. Still, for me to lose to such a creature... how positively disgraceful. I shall have to remedy this. And soon.

... but first...

...

...

...

*sigh*

I do not suppose anyone would know where one might be able to purchase a pair of spectacles in this area?

not amused
Well. There's one nuisance out of my hair. At least for the time being.

Perhaps now I can actually get something accomplished.

[002] Sweet, sweet revenge.

  • Jan. 27th, 2009 at 11:10 AM
doumo
Well, then.

I suppose you should consider yourself fortunate, Grell Sutcliff. I scoured through the entire Death God's rulebook (excluding, unfortunately, the pages you sullied
), and as of this moment I have not managed to find a single regulation against drugging your superior officer. This is an incredible oversight on our end as the Dispatch Management Division, and it will be officially rectified upon such time that we may return to the main branch.

Thankfully,
as I am sure you already know, if a Dispatch Management officer sees the need to make changes or additions to the official regulations and is not in a position to reach the main office, he is, within reason, fully allowed to enforce that change in policy until returning to his Division and submitting that regulation for review.

In short, I made a new rule today, Grell Sutcliff. Would you like to know what I decided on as the punishment for breaking that rule?

On that note, you have probably already noticed that your make-up kit, quite mysteriously, has disappeared from your washroom. I want answers to my questions, Grell Sutcliff, with as little of your usual dancing around the subject as possible. Once I have sufficiently extracted any and all information I deem useful, you may find your way to my apartment and reclaim your things, and, of course, receive your due punishment. 

Do not underestimate me again, Grell Sutcliff. You will live to regret it.

[001] Mr. Spears is not pleased.

  • Jan. 23rd, 2009 at 12:23 AM
not amused

Honestly. The things I go through because of that trash officer.

Grell Sutcliff. This is your first and only warning. I know that you are in this area, and regrettably as your superior I am obligated to find you before finding my way out of this place. Understand that I have been kept from my desk for some time now as a result of your antics. Understand that my patience is wearing very, very thin.


Unfortunately, as we are not presently at the main branch the full brunt of your punishment cannot be carried out at this time. Therefore, as a member of the Management Division, I will be taking on that responsibility. I expect you to contact me as soon as possible, with your letter of reflection and official report in hand. If you make haste, I will consider not worsening the damage that Demon made to your face. However, I do not make any promises to this effect.


Do not make me hunt for you, Grell Sutcliff. I do not approve of overtime.